Allah addresses human beings.

To ensure he is properly understood, Allah has decided to re-dictate his verses, but this time to all of humanity via the Internet. It’s far more reliable than the Angel Gabriel. You have to admit, it’s less stupid than dictating them solely to an illiterate 7th-century Bedouin. We are very proud that he chose the Hell's Masterpiece channel for this global broadcast of his truly inspiring instructions for humanity. Long live technology! As a bonus, Allah reveals his true identity, having finally decided to come clean.